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the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

officialunitedstates:

this is a drama-free blog.  take your plays and musicals elsewhere

cosmothefairy:

give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe

punacceptable:

sext: that looks infected

browningtons:

if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire 

exhists:

my friday nights consist of me singing old disney songs at the top of my lungs

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

puppetparade:

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are you sure?

vinegod:

My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce

itstonybetch:

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