how much does a friend cost and do i get a discount if i buy 4
Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX
Is it too late to try to be myspace famous
PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA
someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao
"hey can i get a bit of your donu-"
*shaves legs seductively*
i need clear skin by yesterday
i’ll see you in heck
will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful
my last words will probably be sarcastic