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molgera:

"break a leg" i say as you walk onto the stage

you trip and break your neck

you didnt do as i instructed

hardcorefisting:

walmart-stripper:

glennfreysgroupie:

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

its very possible

no

wearethefuckingused:

im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…

image

I think that’s enough adventure for today.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

keke palmers vine is a work of art

juilanne:

i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional

joshpeck:

when somebody likes your selfie

when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie

when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you

hatin:

i wonder if i will still use tumblr in 5 years

fannishbeth:

twinntastic-vegan-princes:

evilfeminist:

Today, I read an article about a woman with HIV who was raped. The man that attacked her is now HIV positive. All of the commentary surround this was about how she should have told him she was HIV+ and that women with HIV should have a badge or special underwear so that this doesn’t happen to another man. It is 12:12am and I am already done with the world. 

That is rape culture

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governor:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up