*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME
My one hour nap turned into a six hour nap : the novel
if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
turn on: when your phone is on 100%
“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“
“You would be so much cuter with make up-“
“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“
“You shouldn’t wear that-“
“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“
so my dog was reunited with his parents today
and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER
you think this is a game, son?
when you and your friends see a fine booty
"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"
my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
"yes i am a huge fan of horror flicks"
Walk into the club like what up I’m not old enough
me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”